WILLA HILDITCH brilliantly explores the progressive relationship between visual art and words.
“i do believe art isn’t really about images anymore and words are more accessible in some cases”
RICHARD
Yea nice jacket, its a waster
oh the jacket
thats about it
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Tim you should put that on you’d look like a proper sailor
yea I’d like that
hahahahahaha
Is it a medium slim or
what are we talking about
is this your boyfriend
yeah
so the thing is um um as we um mentioned before that is doesn’t really matter does it um
does anything really matter though
exactly exactly
thing is I like your centre garment
you like what sorry
your centre garment
I think your necklace
oh my necklace
you know years ago Richard the first and they used to have this same garment, and I, the assholes years ago
it’s perfecting assholes
no no
is it what
anyway cheers
I can just swing
ahaha
swing them out the way
oh right
it’s still very sexy
thank you Richard, but no thank you
no the thing is this whole time I’m already married, so
calm down
haha
breath in woman
go home to your wife Richard, I think she is waiting for you
no no I can’t, I don’t know where she lives
well that’s not good
no I don’t
because she said to me, Richard, if you’ve been drinking too much, don’t come home
well it looks like you’re not going home then
what haha
what haha
are you going home then
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no no it explains it, it explains it, anyway cheers
cheers, cheers
happy birthday to you
to new friends
yea I don’t think this is going to be our regular
friends
friends
sexual harassment friends
what
anyway I tell you what, whoevers got you is a lucky bloke
oh really, what if it’s a she
what
what if it’s a, what if it’s a woman, might not be a bloke
I don’t give a shit
the bottom line is, have a good day
thank you, you have a good day too
you know what a good day is don’t you
er, I imagine it’s a nice day
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quite a complex person
it means you’re already free don’t you
what
I don’t think it’s one of those days today Richard
Anyway you never told me your first name
freya
who
freya
can you write that down and your phone number
your wife would like that
tempting, but no thank you
I think your wife would be upset
no, no, shoes, the trouble with shoes, you don know do you
professure italiani in milano
I can only swear in italian
I can speak italian
you can speak italian
no I can just swear in italian
you can swear in italian
universal
vafanculo
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is that right
yep
è bravo, è bravo
cazzo
putana
you’re good at this
cocola
what time is it
time to go
we’ve got half an hour
yea time to go
that was half an hour ago though
Richard I think you should make your way home
whys that
because you’re very drunk
and your wife is probably waiting
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is he married
how do you know I’m drunk though
because you
where’s your wedding ring
sorry
where’s your wedding ring
she got it
yea exactly
my wife got it
why
why
because, many times, when I’m in the bath, and I, I take it off
fair enough
yea
and she, you know girls are very fussy aren’t they
yea
I thought they only wanted money and babies
no no no
bossy
all girls are very fussy
no they’re not
yes they are
ok then
and they, and they, he’ll tell you that
what
he thinks women are bossy
he thinks women are fussy
they are
Jordi doesn’t agree
sorry
he doesn’t agree
Jordan doesn’t like the fact women can vote still
well he’s an asshole then isn’t he
so where do we go from here
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now the bottom line is, happy birthday to you
my birthday was in may
oh was it really, is it really
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I know classic me
I’m kinda wondering to what extent is the alcohol and what extent is something deeper
only half a pint
one half pint too many
bit like you
exactly
no because thats what my dad, my dad always told me, he said Richard, don’t give a shit
about what
he’s not a religious fella
no he isn’t, he isn’t that for sure, thats for sure, thats for sure
so the bottom line is, whats your first name again
what sorry
my first name
its freya
can you write it down for me because I’m not very good at names
here we are that makes the F, thats the R, here we go
freya
and its only £12.60
now your proper name
it is my proper name
it’s the same
oh no
you don’t want her surname
where do you live
I live in Uganda
Uganda
I have a long commute
a very long commute
anyway, whats your favourite subject
art
art
so I know where to get you
the art department
ye-no
don’t come and get me there
you’d assume card
they don’t check very often
I’m going to nip off to the loo
I know you’re very artistic because the art
she’s got art vibes
one of my daughters is very artistic
thank you
yea I know
bring bring your wife’s calling you
bling bling
you’ve got your hat on you’re ready to go
the sun has got his hat on
I think the pubs closing soon
better go
why
because the pub closes
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why
i know the reason why because your boyfriend is coming along
her girlfriend
no not girlfriend
it’s not possible
I cant I cant
shall we go
yea
we’ve still got 20 minutes
yeah but
on that note Richard, we’re probably going to go
yea yea I know, have a good day
thank you , you
have a good day too
get home safe
au wiedersehen
be nice to your wife
au wiedersehen
you’re gunna have to let us out here Richard
